Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Day 122, 8 May: The Day I Envied Cavemen


My Room and the Library, Norfolk Terrace, UEA, Norwich, Day 122. The Day I Envied Cavemen

I reversed yesterday’s schedule and did abs and ran first, then I studied for the last day before my exam. I felt more refreshed. There is something about a day devoted to studying that makes anything that’s not studying more interesting. Even in a subject like literature and books I’m interested in, impressionist book The Portrait of A Lady and the modernist Heart of Darkness, hours spent imprisoned at a desk is not a natural condition, physically speaking.
      The great cavemen—the Neanderthals and the Homo erectus, among the other gradations of human evolution—did not sit at rocks and just widdle away making weapons for hours upon hours on end before their exams. No, they would test their weapons themselves! Not with paper but with sticks! They would roam their primitive lands of wild abundance and probably figure out what worked and didn’t work—so maybe some of the ‘tests’ happened to be fatal, but the point is, the tests tested bravery, navigation, and instinct. For studying, I figure out what’s relevant to my intended topics on the examination’s two essays—I use two of ten literary criticisms to help pinpoint literary impressionism and the modernist breakdown of language in Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness.
      But all of this occurs at a desk. Not roaming outdoors in the wild lands of the Fertile Crescent or of the as-yet unchartered lands of Western Europe. So as I write this I realize that this day I envied cave men—but they’re not even cave men! They’re the first human explorers. ‘Cavemen’ is just a term of convenience for these nomadic peoples.
      Ah, but the cavemen did not have guitars…
      Maybe I don’t envy cavemen after all.

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